This was a multi-challenge response to both girlontheedge’s six-sentence word of the week BOOKMARK, and the invisible ink challenge based on the picture below. I am happy with what I came up with, a rather strange little piece about a person with too many bookmarks and none when it counts, which many of us bookish types may see themselves in.

My most innate talent was the ability to lose things in large numbers, which is why when I went to the library to work on my paper I could not find a bookmark to save my life, even though I knew I had to have at least 50.
It wasn’t a joke, an exaggeration, if anything it was an understatement with the truly ridiculous number of bookmarks I had been gifted over the years, on top of those I purchased myself when the mood took me.
I never threw a single one out from the Shhhhh! bookmark from the scholastic book fair I got in the first grade, to the rather obscenely shaped one I got from my best friend as a thank you gift for the wild bachelorette I threw her.
That said, when the need arose, I could search my entire house a find nary a sign that they existed which is why I used everything from my lunch money, to the napkin that came with it, to the receipt to mark my place.
Today I sat at the library, similarly bereft, taking using a pen, a paper-clip I found in my pencil case, and the cloth strip attached to the hard cover to allow for me flip between my three sections with ease while I scribbled down my notes.
All good things come to an end though, the pen pressed into service after an ill-timed ink shortage, the paper-clip needed to clip the papers, and so I surrendered my left hand, two fingers holding the places where anything else would have sufficed, and I mourned the absence of a good bookmark.
I think we’ve all been there, Anne, but none of us would have captured it so well.
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What I’ve found handy are post-it notes.
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They’re probably hiding deep inside 50 books! I always bring back tickets and leaflets from my holidays abroad to use as bookmarks!
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This must be autobiographical. I can relate to this exact affliction!
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It’s a bit like odd socks and container lids… Maybe there are bookmarks there too, wherever it is these things end up. I was right there with you, with your fingers keeping the places in your book once you needed the pen and the paperclips. A great telling of a universal phenomenon.
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My Sweetie has that same problem, no matter what it is, when he wants it, he can’t find it!
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I hear you, Anne! I’ll grab anything – newspaper, odd scrap of jottings and tear a little piece. Doesn’t have to be nice, doesn’t need to be pretty…just mark the page, lol
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I think they must be a waiting t some secret bookmark bonanza party, for you to come and join them with your very favorite book!
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